King Alex II - Ghosts
€160.00

A King Alex II occupied by the ghosts of all the units that came before them. It's knobs have turned white with age and it's lost all sense of it's place in the world. It now just wanders the world endlessly looking for a place to call home.

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The King is dead, Long live the King.

There will be no compromise in acceptance of our new leader, King Alex II is a tyrant. Expect mercy only at the whim of a megalomaniac.

A silicon transistor drive. Snore. You agree? Great. So we stuck an op amp drive in front of it and totally overwhelmed the poor transistor circuit. It sounds beautiful, up to a point, then it just destroys itself, beautifully.

KING ALEX II

- A One Knob Drive that became Two Knobs + Two Toggles
- True Bypass
- 2 Knobs - Gain + Volume
- 2 Toggle - Op-amp pre-gain bypass + Hi/lo gain pre-gain
- Based around a classic Distortion circuit w/modifications
- A selectable Op-amp drive pre amp
- Runs from a Warm Drive to an all out Assault on the Senses
- Using Silicon Transistors similar to that of Big Muffs
- Asymmetrical Clipping Diodes inckl. 2N4124 silicon and Yellow LED

ENCLOSURE DIMENSIONS

- Length - 9.5cm
- Width - 12cm
- Height - 5.5cm
- Weight - 350g

The Lover
from €175.00

***V2 PRE-ORDER DELIVERING ~ Late April 2026***

Heartwarming Sparkling Cleanboost/Overdrive/Fuzz

The Lover - A Starcrossed soul, once all consumed by love is now left forlorn and lost surrounded by the broken hearts of all the lovers that came before them. A sweltering drive pedal that’ll have you weak at the knees + uttering… ‘be still my beating heart!!!’ 

- Two stage transistor Drive Pedal
- Soft Switching True Bypass
- 3 Knobs - Gain, Diode Clipping + Volume
- 3 Switches - Low Pass, Hi Pass + Bias
- Filters are internally adjustable via Trimpots

The External / Internal
€225.00

Vibrato Chorus with a Jekyll + Hyde Personality - Chorussing, Doubling, Drive, Fuzz, Modulation

This is a weird, noisy pedal with two very different sides. It’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing - both Jekyll + Hyde. It’s as beautiful and sensitive as it is excessive, with plenty of dirt and humanity it modulates itself via its own input signal, and we love it.

- Drive, Envelope Modulation, Chorussing, Ring Mod, Slapback Delay, Square Wave Fuzz
- 5 Knobs - Drive, Time Delay, LFO speed, LFO Depth + Volume
- 2 Switches - Green Channel (Gated Fuzz), Self Mod (Envelope Modulation)
- True Bypass
- Monstrous or Subtle, Driven or Fragile

Falling Man
€205.00

Downward Gravity Delay - Chorus, Delay + Space Exploration

Falling Man will allow you to bask in the glorious light of the sun as you fly out high in the fresh cool air of a crisp Spring's morning. But make no mistake, you're falling, and you may find yourself, in an instant, somewhere in the depths of a darkened, darkening, dark place coming down to land with the heaviest of thumps. Was the Falling Man an astronaut? A skydiver? An unfortunate hiker? A miraculous Unknown Flying Object? An angel from the heavens? Were they simply asleep and waking abruptly? Or more sinister perhaps, did he mean to jump, or was he pushed?

- Delay Pedal with Trails
- 3 Knobs - Time delay (Stride), Repeats (Pace), Modulation (Fall)
- 1 Switch - Stumble / Trip to launch into outer space
- Noisy, Sound Design heavy, Experimentation Machine

Big Talker
€225.00

Double Tremolo with Dynamic, Random + Square Waveshapes

Big Talker. We all know one. They just don’t know when to zip it. Awkward to be around at parties, potentially terrifying stood in front of a large audience. Are they big headed and self assured or just socially anxious? We’ll never find out because we can’t get a word in. 

- A double tremolo pedal
- 2x Tremolos run in series
- Soft square wave
- Trem #1 Square Wave LFO with speed + control OR random wave
- Trem #2 Square Wave LFO with speed + depth control + Envelope Modulation
- EXP control over the speed of the second tremolo
- Soft switching relay bypass

The Internal Becomes External
from €245.00

The Internal Becomes External

In the spirit of celebrating fresh starts and the turning of the new year. Inside they are The External / Internal, but outside they're a little different. A series of one off finished for The External / Internal.

Last year I spent a calendar month with my daughter whilst she was off sick from kindergarten. In search of creativity and exploration during some of the worst and dreariest weeks of weather, we drew together every day - sometimes colourful, sometimes ecstatic and carefree, sometimes with the utmost attention to detail. I loved watching her be creative in such a naive and unrestricted way that we often forget how to do as adults. The images and patterns that appear on these units are pictures my daughter has drawn or created now permanently engraved into the enclosures themselves in honour of her and of free creativity. They will never be repeated on an enclosure again. 

Internally the are the exact same as the latest version of The External / Internal. I hope you can love them even half as much as I do.

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THE INTERNAL BECOMES EXTERNAL (THE EXTERNAL / INTERNAL)

- Drive, Envelope Modulation, Chorus, Ring Mod, Delay, Gated Fuzz
- 5 Controls - Time Delay, LFO speed, LFO depth, Volume, Drive,
- 2 Switches - Green Channel (Gated Fuzz), Self Mod (Envelope Modulation)
- True Bypass
- Monstrous or Subtle, Driven or Fragile

ENCLOSURE DIMENSIONS

- Length - 9.5cm
- Width - 12cm
- Height - 5.5cm
- Weight - 400g

Big Readers
from €250.00

Big Readers are Big Talkers that have been swotting up on their chosen topics. But what are they talking about? Well, turns out some of them are just really Big Readers genuinely interested in the world and learning more about how wondrous the world is, but some maybe are just reading to show off their wealth of knowledge on a given topic. I guess we’ll never know which is which.

One off finishes, never to be repeated. Big Readers outside, Big Talkers that you know and love inside.

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Big Talker. We all know one. They just don’t know when to zip it. Awkward to be around at parties, potentially terrifying stood in front of a large audience. Are they big headed and self assured or just socially anxious? We’ll never find out because we can’t get a word in. 

BIG TALKER

- A double tremolo pedal
- 2x Tremolos run in series
- Soft square wave
- Trem #1 Square Wave LFO with speed + control OR random wave
- Trem #2 Square Wave LFO with speed + depth control + Envelope Modulation
- EXP control over the speed of the second tremolo
- Soft switching relay bypass.

ENCLOSURE DIMENSIONS

- Length - 9.5cm
- Width - 12cm
- Height - 5.5cm
- Weight - 400g

The External / Internal - Ghosts
€235.00

//// THESE ARE THE LAST TWO TE/I WITH V1.6 PCBs - MODIFIED TO PLAY LIKE V1.7 WITH THE LONGER GATE BUT WITHOUT THE DIP SWITCH TO REMOVE THE GATE ENTIRELY \\\\

The External / Internal but occupied by the ghosts of all the units that came before them. It's knobs have turned white with age and it's lost all sense of it's place in the world. It now just wanders the world endlessly looking for a place to call home.  

\\\\\\ 

This is a weird, noisy pedal. It’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing - a wicked, unruly beast briefly contented between fits of uncontrollable emotional rage. It’s equally beautiful and sensitive as it is excessive and rowdy. It’s a delay and a chorus, nor really is it either, with a permanent noise floor, dirt, humanity, it modulates itself based on the strength of the affected signal, it becomes unpredictable.

THE EXTERNAL / INTERNAL - GHOSTS

- Drive, Envelope Modulation, Chorus, Ring Mod, Delay, Gated Fuzz
- 5 Controls - Time Delay, LFO speed, LFO depth, Volume, Drive,
- 2 Switches - Green Channel (Gated Fuzz), Self Mod (Envelope Modulation)
- True Bypass
- Monstrous or Subtle, Driven or Fragile

ENCLOSURE DIMENSIONS

- Length - 9.5cm
- Width - 12cm
- Height - 5.5cm
- Weight - 400g

King Alex II
€150.00

Obliteration Distortion - Transistor + OpAmp Drive with a God Complex

The King is dead, Long live the King. There will be no compromise in acceptance of our new leader.

A silicon transistor drive. Snore. You agree? Great. So we stuck an op amp drive in front of it and totally overwhelmed the transistor circuit. It sounds beautiful, up to a point, then it just destroys itself, beautifully.

- A One Knob Drive that became Two Knobs + Two Toggles
- Soft Switching True Bypass
- 2 Knobs - Gain + Volume
- 2 Toggles - Op-amp pre-gain bypass + Hi/lo gain
- Runs from a Warm Drive to an all out Assault on the Senses
- Using Similar Silicon Transistors to that of Big Muffs
- Asymmetrical Clipping Diodes - 2N4124 silicon + 5mm LED